Why Didn't I think of this?

This is so on my Christmas list!!!
Or Maybe before Christmas for a flight!

New Underwear Touches Junk, Lectures TSA

Updated: Tuesday, 30 Nov 2010, 7:32 PM CST
Published : Tuesday, 30 Nov 2010, 7:32 PM CST

(NewsCore) - Here’s a gift you’re not likely to see in the Sky Mall catalog: Internet retailer Cargo Collective has launched a new collection of “4th Amendment Wear,” The Wall Street Journal reported Tuesday.
The underwear sports all 54 words of the Fourth Amendment -- barring unreasonable searches and seizures -- printed in metallic ink along with the US seal.
In theory, the text will show up on the Transportation Security Administration’s body scanners obscuring private parts, unlike the rest of the garment.
The undershirt is already sold out. Men’s boxers or a women’s underwear set are still available at $24 and $30, respectively -- just prepare for a pat-down from airport security.
Read more: Wall Street Journal