Creepy Valentine's Day

HAPPY CREEPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Today is Valentine's Day and for you men out there that means empty wallet day. Well as those with date's drink, eat, and dance the night away. There are some of us out there that well, need to settle for a Heart Shaped Pizza, beer, and a sappy movie - black and white is what I prefer. 

However, in the spirit of those without dates and with, I give you some creepy Valentine's Day Cards. Most are from the past. 

Enjoy.

Talk about stalking! "You Can't Hide From Me My Pretty."

Be My Valentine or I am gonna blast ya with my Glock!

Just a creepy clown carrying fruit! Not sure what message of love he is sending!

Guilt Trip them into loving you. If you don't be my Valentine I'm gonna shoot my self in the head and then the rope will drop into the water chocking me then drowning me. What I cannot believe is that HALLMARK put that one out.

This one screams, "Hey, look at my crotch!"

The Female stalker! YOUR MINE! Then the crazy eyes! 

Not sure, does this mean she is a BITCH! Or is she a SLUT?

Don't put up a fight, I'm gonna take you regardless!

Can't tell if that is a dude or a chick, either way someone's getting smashed with a jealousy hammer!

Um - OK!

More with guns and suicide! I guess guilt worked back then.

Another gun one, I guess if you don't be mine, I'm gonna shoot and I don't miss. Again, guns also must have worked back then.

Not sure what the hell is going on here. Halloween meets Valentine's Day? Creepy nonetheless!

Well, I hope y'all enjoyed my selection of creepy cards. 

Happy Valentine's Day!

Cheers!

Heaven now has a new dimple faced darling angel.

Shirley Temple Black, America's Dimpled-faced Darling, who sang and tap-danced her way into our hearts during the great depression, has passed away this morning at the age of 85. She had reached Stardom and world-wide fame at a young age that no other child actor has done. With her golden locks of hair she dazzled us and made America forget, if only for a moment, the harsh depression. During that time she had been photographed more than FDR. 

Adolphe Menjou, her co-star in her first big hit, “Little Miss Marker,” described her as “an Ethel Barrymore at 6” and said she was “making a stooge out of me.” The 23 motion pictures her sparkling personality, golden ringlets, and sunny optimism lifted spirits and made her famous. 

Many Temple-inspired products were manufactured and released during the 1930s. Ideal Toy and Novelty Company in New York City negotiated a license for dolls with the company's first doll wearing the polka-dot dress from Stand Up and Cheer!. Shirley Temple dolls realized $45 million in sales before 1941. A mug, a pitcher, and a cereal bowl in cobalt blue with a decal of Temple were given away as a premium with Wheaties.

Successfully-selling Temple items included a line of girls' dresses and accessories, soap, dishes, cutout books, sheet music, mirrors, paper tablets, and numerous other items. Before 1935 ended, Temple's income from licensed merchandise royalties would exceed $100,000, doubling her income from her movies. In 1936, her income would top $200,000 from royalties. She endorsed Postal Telegraph, Sperry Drifted Snow Flour, the Grunow Teledial radio, Quaker Puffed Wheat, General Electric, and Packard automobiles


As she made the transition from child actor to adult actor the audience and her popularity slacked and she retired from the silver screen at 22.

Temple became active in the Republican Party in California. In 1967, she ran unsuccessfully in a special election in California's 11th congressional district to fill the seat left vacant by the death of eight-term Republican J. Arthur Younger from leukemia. She ran as a conservative and lost to law school professor Pete McCloskey, a liberal Republican who was a staunch opponent of the Vietnam War.

She was appointed Representative to the 24th United Nations General Assembly by President Richard M. Nixon (September – December 1969), and was appointed United States Ambassador to Ghana (December 6, 1974 – July 13, 1976) by President Gerald R. Ford. She was appointed first female Chief of Protocol of the United States (July 1, 1976 – January 21, 1977), and was in charge of arrangements for President Jimmy Carter's inauguration and inaugural ball. She served as the United States Ambassador to Czechoslovakia (August 23, 1989 – July 12, 1992), having been appointed by President George H. W. Bush.

She was on the TV almost every Sunday while I was growing up. I grew up on her movies and shorts. She definitely had sang and tap-danced her way into my heart. I always and still enjoy watching her. Her smile is infectious and she always makes me smile. I have my kids exposed to her so that another generation will be touched by her smile. And appreciate her movies and her carefree attitude. One of my favorites is "Bright Eyes" where she sings 'Good Ship Lollipop'.  I think one of her earliest shorts was 'War Babies' it is actually still funny to watch even if it is black and white and lo-def. I encourage you all to watch some of her movies, I prefer black and white but that is becoming harder to find. The colorized versions are good too. I hope that TMC or AMC will have a Shirley Temple Marathon. 

Shirley Temple died of natural causes on February 10, 2014, at the age of 85. She was at her home in Woodside, California, surrounded by family and caregivers

She is now singing and dancing while sailing on the 'Good Ship Lollipop' over the Rainbow.

She will be missed by many. Heaven now has a new dimple faced darling angel.

  

GHOST SHIP with Cannibal Rats!

GHOST SHIP with CANNIBAL RATS!

forgot artist name - sorry

I am not sure if you have heard but yes, a ghost ship with Cannibal Rats aboard is sailing towards Great Britain. If you do not know don't worry baby birds, I will feed you. The Lyubov Orlova is abandoned, no humans aboard, adrift in the Atlantic. Aimlessly this ship is propelled by the currents. The Lyubov Orlova was built for the Far East Shipping Company back in 1976 as a 4,200 ton cruise ship. It was made in Yugoslavia, it purpose, to cruise the cold regions of the world. She normally sailed the Artic and Antartic. In Sept. 2010, she was seized by Canadian authorities at St John's Newfoundland due to debts totaling $251,000 US. So there she sat. 

Lyubov Orlova derelict dockside in St. John's, 2012

Now you CAN blame Canada.

In 2012, she was sold for scraps. Initial destination, the Dominican Republic. After one day of being towed from the dock, the tow line snapped. And she began her first unguided float. The Tug boat unsuccessfully tried to reattach the line. Waves and storm conditions forced them to abandon their attempt. 

At this time the Lyubov Orlova was slowly drifting eastward off the southeastern end of the Avalon Peninsula in Canada. An offshore supply vessel named the Atlantic Hawk was task to regain control of the drifting ship. The Atlantic Hawk gained control of the ship and pulled her out to international waters to avoid being a risk to the oil and gas operations in the region. Once in international waters the Transport Dept. of Canada decided to cut her loose. They claimed safety reasons why they cut the ship loose. 

Referring to the Rats, Canada's National Post explained that the vessel pretty much sat on it's fat metal butt in the dock for over two years. This "virtually guaranteeing" that the ship is infested with hundreds these little bastards. And since there's no food aboard, the rats likely turned on each other. 

Transport Canada stated that the owner of the vessel is in charge of her movements. And that they should also take responsibility for tracking of the ship. 

Now this diseased cannibal rat-infested cruise liner is heading straight for Great Britain. The Prime Minister of Great Britain is not too worried. When asked if he was going to dispatch the Royal Navy to intercept the "ghost ship" he replied, "It sounds like we have a start of a B-rated movie script!" 

Canada's Prime Minister stated to Great Britain and the world, "Soory 'boot that, eh hosiers".

The 49ers Sad Loss to the Seahawks.

Ok, now that the dust has settled on last nights Niners loss to Seattle. And that the realization has set in that my 49ers are not going to the Superbowl, I can now put a more calm perspective on the game.

Before we go into the full dynamics mistakes and others let us first examine the quarterbacks.

Colin Kaepernick vs Russell Wilson

Colin Kaepernick #7

Passing Yards = 153, longest 26
14 / 24 CMP
1 TD
2 Interceptions
Rushing 130, longest 58
Sacks = 1

Russell Wilson #3

Passing Yards = 215, Longest 64

16 / 25 CMP

1 TD

0 Interceptions

Rushing = 0

Sacks = 4

These two are fairly evenly matched on the air game with yardage and completions. Except Wilson does have the more yardage on passes that counted and of course no picks. As far as yards on the ground, Kaepernick actually has more yards on the ground at 130 yards rushing than Seattle had overall at 115 yards. I would have to rate Kaepernick as the better of the two QBs. He had better pocket presence, better composure while under pressure and shown more athleticism than Wilson. The rushing of Kaepernick vs the team Seattle (not a single player) was greater. 

The overall stats of the game: 

Team Stat Comparison

	SF	SEA
1st Downs	16	14
Passing 1st downs	8	8
Rushing 1st downs	7	5
1st downs from Penalties	1	1
3rd down efficiency	3-11	5-14
4th down efficiency	2-2	1-3
Total Plays	54	58
Total Yards	308	308
Yards per play	5.7	5.3
Total Drives	11	11
Passing	147	193
Comp - Att	14-24	16-25
Yards per pass	6.1	7.7
Interceptions thrown	2	0
Sacks - Yards Lost	2-6	4-22
Rushing	161	115
Rushing Attempts	28	29
Yards per rush	5.8	4.0
Red Zone (Made-Att)	1-3	0-3
Penalties	7-65	8-66
Turnovers	3	1
Fumbles lost	1	1
Interceptions thrown	2	0
Defensive / Special Teams TDs	0	0
Possession	28:32	31:28

As you can see it was a very, very close game indeed. Although, Seattle claims the 12th man to be the crowd noise, it did not seem to affect the offensive line. Only one false start on SF. 

Nonetheless, Seattle may have won the game, but it was their ability to capitalize on SF's errors. And it was a good knock-down drag out fight til the end. Not one sided in the least bit. Also, SF had 3 turnovers whereas Seattle only had 1.

Then it was the very last throw to Crabtree in the corner and tipped by Sherman which allowed an interception to occur that sealed the Niner's fate. In my opinion, there were a few Bullshit penalty calls but it was a good game.

Kaepernick being as athletic as he was and in my words played a hell of a game. He still took the loss personally and blamed only him. He felt that he didn't play hard enough to win. In my book this makes him a true leader and a class act. In addition, Patrick Willis said, "We win as a team and we loose as a team" again showing the true grit of the SF 49ers.

Now it will be Seattle vs Denver in Superbowl XLVIII.

So my pick come Superbowl Sunday will be Denver. I feel that Payton "Omaha" Manning will be able to stomp a hove into the face of the Seahawks. 

Devil Baby Attack!!

Hey all,

I know it is not Halloween yet. And I cannot wait for it to be Halloween, it is my favorite holiday. 

I have things that pop out at people as the walk up to my house. 

Sadly my hidden camera stopped working.

Guess I am gonna need a new one. Hint-hint for a Birthday present. 

Well, this is some funny shit right here. I soooo want to build one.

Hope you enjoy